‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
awwww
Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW
oh my god, its so VIOLENT…!
(via petewentz-)
One of the most resonant things about this picture is that one little boy is clinging to the other’s back-pack strap, and the taller boy has a hand settled so gently under the shorter boy’s chin and his other hand curled behind his neck. It’s like they’re frightened they’ll lose each other if they let go.
This is easily the most romantic picture I’ve ever seen.
baby NPH and David!
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WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
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WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
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(via brianadeshe)
The Tomfoolery! Another Real World Portland Rant…
Okay, so much fuckery in this Episode!
first off, Bird and Avery are the Basic Fakes. I cant with their little alliance against Jess and Nia. I previously said i wasn’t a fan of Jessica, but this week, i see exactly where shes coming from. She just wants girlfriends to kiki with.
Also, Avery wants dick so bad that she will stand by her SLOW boyfriend that she most likely wont be with once he goes home.
Johnny, you’re an ass that got OWNED by the penis comment, but as always, he turns it around and calls a woman Fat. She can lose weight at anytime, you’ll still be a ugly, short dick man.
Let us go into the pizza schmizza scene. It showed Nia calling in and SOMEONE telling her she wasn’t on the schedule, so she didn’t go in. The fact that Brent or whomever didn’t follow up on calling her when she noticed she wasn’t there but instead asking her roommates wasn’t professional. She don’t know if her and the roommates get along and it may have been a ploy to get her gone.
AND Who are you, Avery, to start talking about Nia’s work ethic when you and Johnny went and had sex in the bathroom the first day there! shut your bitch mouth and have several seats.
I dont even know if i missed anything else cus my hands are flying faster then my thoughts, but in closing.
Jessica, you go on and be you. dirt bike, talk as much as you want, throw the fuck down. you are a sturdy girl, you can knock a bitch out, start with Ana and Avery…if you have more energy, swing at Johnny.
Nia…I still dont hate you yet. Make that money, girl.
Avery, Ana, Johnny and most of the time, Jordan…form a line to the left.
This ‘Whisper Down The Lane’ shit they’re doing on Nia on Real World is ridic.
edit: OOOOH, im posting on this episode tonight, oh man im turnt up right now.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
(via quinnfectious)
so my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so she said it was a bunch of laptops SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
i had to edit the story to make uppercase and lowercase more acceptable, but OMG.
(via jollyoldfrappo)
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
(via jollyoldfrappo)
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It’s Okay
It’s so easy to get lost in constantly having to present whatever face you believe a person wants to see rather then your own
A Letter from Janelle // Chiodos
