May 2013
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
brianadeshe:
loseerrrrrrrrr:
thokjr:
thedadwhisperer:
listerinemouthwash:
if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind
i love animals i’m not vegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock….
this is the best thing ever
all of this
these text posts are taking forever because i cant...
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Cockblocked all night by my gay best friend...
COOL.
Watchprincesskaytakesthethrone:
prenseharming:
xn—b6h:
how to correctly leave the scene.
Lmfaooo
brianadeshe:
arozay:
kellyykao:
katear:
...
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
knock knock
whos there
may I come in?
may I come in who?
may i come in you
the fact that it was the same person to reblog and finish the joke makes this one of those post…
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The Tomfoolery! Another Real World Portland...
Okay, so much fuckery in this Episode!
first off, Bird and Avery are the Basic Fakes. I cant with their little alliance against Jess and Nia. I previously said i wasn’t a fan of Jessica, but this week, i see exactly where shes coming from. She just wants girlfriends to kiki with.
Also, Avery wants dick so bad that she will stand by her SLOW boyfriend that she most likely wont be with once...
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This ‘Whisper Down The Lane’ shit they’re doing on Nia on Real World is ridic.
edit: OOOOH, im posting on this episode tonight, oh man im turnt up right now.
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
blein:
so my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so she said it was...
It's Okay
kennendoah:
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“It’s so easy to get lost in constantly having to present whatever face you...”
– A Letter from Janelle // Chiodos
shitonskanks:
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
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i got like, 20 bucks to make stretch for the next...
tuaaa asked: i agree with your unwated 2 cents about real world Portland.
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
This never gets old
princesskaytakesthethrone asked: OMG I thought I was the only one who watched Real World. If Nia never came on I prob would of never watched it. She brings so much drama to the show and makes it 10x better. And Yes, Daisy is the fuckin best thats my bitch right there lol. Johnny and Avery relationship is bs too. I dont really care for jessica and bird. And Marlon is cool.
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Watching Real World: Portland...and here's my...
Nia and Jordan need to fuck. seriously, they would be a force to be reckon with if they just stop fighting and get it in.
Avery is so basic. I’m sure shes a good person, but it kills me how basic this girl is. Same goes for Johnny. their relationship is irrelevant but there’s always gotta be a ‘love story’ in Real World.
Ana needs to stop being one sided. Being...
nicotinehearts:
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
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Been watching Good Mythical Morning for the past...
old episodes, of course, but i sit there with my lunch and just crack up over the videos.
sometimes, i get bold and watch four in one day.
it puts me in a good mood =)
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Sitting at my mom's house and shes making food and...
i’ll consider today Mothers Day cus i love her right now..
whereas yesterday, i wanted to push her down a flight of stairs.
Watcheffortlessly awesome
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“I don’t know what i’ve been told! Fall Out Boy is really old!...”
– Chant i’m teaching Asher cus im bored.
I wonder what it's like to be a pretty girl...
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When normal people find themselves in trouble or...
New Regret or Oh Nostalgia depends on how fast my blood is pumping.
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I've never seen any of the Jackass movies, so im...
…my life.
steeee:
I’m going to open a retail store for everyone of all shapes & sizes & call it abercrombie & fetch
