Fuck City, New Jersey

brianadeshe: loseerrrrrrrrr: thokjr: thedadwhisperer: listerinemouthwash: if i meet one more...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:30:50 -0400

loseerrrrrrrrr:

thokjr:

thedadwhisperer:

listerinemouthwash:

if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind

i love animals
i’m not vegan
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock….

this is the best thing ever

all of this

the-cimmerians: aelora: gleekybabygirl: fashionabledarrencriss...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:30:27 -0400

the-cimmerians:

aelora:

gleekybabygirl:

fashionabledarrencriss:

archiescrush:

oh my god.

well, i was not expecting that

OMG!!!! He’s crazy!!

That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

I bet he could do a mean rendition of ‘you’ve got the touch’.

dead

these text posts are taking forever because i cant feel my hands

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:43:21 -0400

Cockblocked all night by my gay best friend...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:42:41 -0400

COOL.

princesskaytakesthethrone: prenseharming: xn—b6h: how to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:39:17 -0400

princesskaytakesthethrone:

prenseharming:

xn—b6h:

how to correctly leave the scene.

Lmfaooo

brianadeshe: arozay: kellyykao: katear: i-fuck-nuns: batgirl...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:33:37 -0400

brianadeshe:

arozay:

kellyykao:

katear:

i-fuck-nuns:

batgirl2014:

gingeritt:

coffeeafterdark:

I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

This is the best accident ever.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.

*o*

can i download this plz?

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:11:20 -0400

my life.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:20:01 -0400

my life.

9gag: Daft Punk before the helmets (1995) mind=blown. 100x...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:24 -0400

9gag:

Daft Punk before the helmets (1995)

mind=blown.

100x more attractive then Deadmau5

bittersweetsadness: clementinescauldron: counterhunter: ‘arent...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:07 -0400

bittersweetsadness:

clementinescauldron:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

awwww

Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW

oh my god, its so VIOLENT…!

inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: knock knock whos there may I come in? may I come in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:29:08 -0400

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

knock knock

whos there

may I come in?

may I come in who?

may i come in you

the fact that it was the same person to reblog and finish the joke makes this one of those post…

blackgirlwhiteboylove: louiskissesharrystears: One of the most...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:08:09 -0400

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

louiskissesharrystears:

One of the most resonant things about this picture is that one little boy is clinging to the other’s back-pack strap, and the taller boy has a hand settled so gently under the shorter boy’s chin and his other hand curled behind his neck. It’s like they’re frightened they’ll lose each other if they let go.

This is easily the most romantic picture I’ve ever seen.

baby NPH and David!

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch: seththewolf: sarrahxhabibi: a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:50:41 -0400

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

The Tomfoolery! Another Real World Portland Rant...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:26:00 -0400

Okay, so much fuckery in this Episode!

first off, Bird and Avery are the Basic Fakes. I cant with their little alliance against Jess and Nia. I previously said i wasn’t a fan of Jessica, but this week, i see exactly where shes coming from. She just wants girlfriends to kiki with.

Also, Avery wants dick so bad that she will stand by her SLOW boyfriend that she most likely wont be with once he goes home.

Johnny, you’re an ass that got OWNED by the penis comment, but as always, he turns it around and calls a woman Fat. She can lose weight at anytime, you’ll still be a ugly, short dick man.

Let us go into the pizza schmizza scene. It showed Nia calling in and SOMEONE telling her she wasn’t on the schedule, so she didn’t go in. The fact that Brent or whomever didn’t follow up on calling her when she noticed she wasn’t there but instead asking her roommates wasn’t professional. She don’t know if her and the roommates get along and it may have been a ploy to get her gone.

AND Who are you, Avery, to start talking about Nia’s work ethic when you and Johnny went and had sex in the bathroom the first day there! shut your bitch mouth and have several seats.

I dont even know if i missed anything else cus my hands are flying faster then my thoughts, but in closing.

Jessica, you go on and be you. dirt bike, talk as much as you want, throw the fuck down. you are a sturdy girl, you can knock a bitch out, start with Ana and Avery…if you have more energy, swing at Johnny.

Nia…I still dont hate you yet. Make that money, girl.

Avery, Ana, Johnny and most of the time, Jordan…form a line to the left.

This ‘Whisper Down The Lane’ shit they’re doing on Nia on Real World is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:42:00 -0400

This ‘Whisper Down The Lane’ shit they’re doing on Nia on Real World is ridic.

edit: OOOOH, im posting on this episode tonight, oh man im turnt up right now.

tyleroakley: Life lessons via emoji. pretty much

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:23:44 -0400

tyleroakley:

Life lessons via emoji.

pretty much

metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:22:26 -0400

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

blein: so my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:16:13 -0400

blein:

so my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so she said it was a bunch of laptops SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

i had to edit the story to make uppercase and lowercase more acceptable, but OMG.

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:11:42 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

chickensandwich: dumb ass ripped his perfectly good shirt

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:16:47 -0400

chickensandwich:

dumb ass ripped his perfectly good shirt